Some questions about horoscopes….

One day, aise hi, a thought crossed my mind..Someone around was discussing horoscopes according to the Hindu calendar. According to the Hindu horoscope, a person’s zodiac sign depends on the janmatithi (birthdate according to the Hindu Calendar), and the positions of the stars in the sky at the time of birth. Could someone please tell me, that if an expecting woman, travels like 100-200 miles, just before her delivery, and the position of the stars at her destination is different, will the future of her child change? In a matter of 5-6 hours?????

And in case of the English horoscope, the birthdate decides the zodiac sign of a person. So, can being born just a few hours before or after the deadline of 21st of every month (On 21st, the zodiac sign you are born into changes, it seems), change your characteristics and behavioral traits??

And if a few hours here and there change the behavior or future of a person yet to be born, can’t years and years on the earth  immensely change these of a living person too? What would you call this phenomenon then???

Thought for the day!

Do not devote too much of time thinking about how unfairly you are dealt with at work!

There are many things to be done in life, and work, is just a means of getting the money to be able to do them! :-) :-P

A sadly funny situation?

A friend narrated to me an incident he happened to witness. He was approaching a red-light on his bike, and the signal had just turned yellow. When it did, a small boy, with crutches in his hands(mind it, he carried the crutches, and not the other way round…), ran as fast as he could towards the signal, and as he neared it, he slouched and leaned on the crutches, and limped away into the stopped traffic, begging and gathering sympathy!!

What would you call this situation? Funny or sad?

How would you feel for this boy? Sympathetic or disgusted?

 

The answer, my friends, is very difficult!

When I heard this story, I misunderstood it first. I thought the boy was actually limping hard on his crutches to reach upto the signal by the time it turned red. And I was almost filled with pity…

Then my friend retold the story, and I found it somewhat amusing, but I mulled over it for quite some time. Later when I told it to my sister, both of us actually laughed!!

 It is funny, but at the same time it’s sad because it’s so un-natural for children to let go of their innocence and play such tricks for begging. Or is it just an improvization of the tricks normal kids play, without understanding the seriousness of it? yeah, isn’t what this boy did, something like a kid falling and not getting so hurt; but when his mom sees it, crying away to get the attention and care??

Is life totally circumstantial? Is the way we look at things purely subjective?

 

The life of an IT pro!!!!

A recent observation made by me and a few others, underlined the fact that more than 50% of the applicants to an HR specialty B-School were IT pros…. Software??? HR??? What’s the connection man???

Just shows that we guys want to get out of our field, in any way we can!! lol!!!

Dream #2

And once I was walking on the road, and casually turned to look back. A monkey, one of the small kinds, with a dangerous red face was following me!! I panicked!!! Seriously!! As I kept walking I realized that the monkey was still persistently following me…i didn’t even realize when i began running…The monkey…ran harder!! Oh my God!!! “Oh!! My!! God!!! What should I do?? Why is a stupid but still dangerous monkey attacking me??”  Common sense and patience both betrayed me at that time.. I kept running…. The monkey wouldn’t budge…I eneterd a narrow lane, the monkey followed. I entered a proper “Patli Gali” , Could still see the monkey right back there, i turned, traversed, dodged, but no luck!! Terrified, I ran harder, but started getting out of breath soon!! As i started losing speed, the gap between the monkey and me narrowed…And there…he was…right next to me!! I closed my eyes…but opened them, when  I heard the monkey talk..THE MONKEY TALKED!!!! 

And he said,”Gotcha…Raced you!!!!!!I’m first!!Yipppeee!!” And he ran way!!

And I stood there open-mouthed, gaping at my predator(who turned out to be my competitor!!)…..

Any clues why i get dreams like that??? Plz lemme know!! :-) :-D :-(

Dream #1

And there…..the world was coming to an end!!!! Well if not the world, atleast my city!!! There was flood everywhere!! People were running(naah..swimming) helterskelter to save their lives!! The water levels were rising fast and furiosly!! And the water….it was not the usual color(<less>), it was dirty, yellow in color….It was the color of the evil!! It looked as though the Almighty was washing away all the evil from the city!! With commotion all around, a few of us managed to catch hold of a canoe!! If we could somehow reach out of the city safely, may be we could avert the danger…may be…just may be we could be the only survivors of the Dooms day!

And so we proceeded, rowing the boat ferociously amidst the deafening chaos of humanity(if any) trying to battle the devil’s fury!!

 And suddenly!!!! And oh so suddenly, appeared the Devil, himself!! All of us shuddered, cringed, drew back….Standing right opposite us, the devil started threatening us!!! “I will kill all of you!! you humnas don’t deserve to live!!! I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!”

All of us were stunned…We didn’t know what to do….Just a while back we were evenly spread around the boat, rowing it to safety, and now, we were nothing but a collected mass of people at one end of the boat, looking dreadedly at the demon on the other side…

Suddenly I whispered to my fellow- ‘mass’…. “Lets all jump together, the demon on the other side of the boat will be thrown off!!Spread the word…”  The word spread…

We all looked at each other……1…………2…………………3!!!! And there we went!!!! The devil was thrown up in the sky, and we started rowing the boat as fast as we could so that he would not fall back in the boat….The boat changed directions…..the huge bosy of the demon was being pulled down by gravitation…”Cmon….a li’l more”, “Oh my God..He’s coming”, “Row Row Row!!!” and thud!!!! Fell the demon…and not in our boat! :-) And although we worked hard for it and narrowly missed failure, it was still sweet success!! We all were rejoiced, and started rowing our way to safety, and creation of a good new world!!

“Uhh..What was that!!” I woke up with a start! :-) Whoa!! What a dream!!:-D

Dreams I didn’t even dream I would dream!! :-))

“Dreams are the stepping stones to Success, So what should you do to be successful??”, asked a senior at college…. As we all looked at him, half-sure whether to attempt this one or not, he exclaimed,”Go to Sleep!!!”..and went on laughing as he thoroughly enjoyed his piece of humour!! I grinned and asked the senior, “But these are dreams seen at night or during the day??” Still basking in the glory of his joke, he replied dumbly, “It could be anything!!”

Jumping (actually!!) at the opportunity, I shrieked, “Why do u have to sleep while day-dreaming????????????” :-)   :-D …..Game, Set , Match!!! LOL!

Ok Ok, getting a li’l more serious….. How many of you have dreams? And by dreams I don’t mean ambitions or yearnings…actual dreams that you see while u r asleep at night(or in class, or at work, or someplace else…being asleep is the only real criteria here…LOL!)…….Nightmares also qualify ok!! :-) Hmm i guess most of you do…Now, How many of you remember the dreams that u had while u were asleep? Go on…think hard!! However lucidly u may see ur dreams, back to the real world, and most of the times u don’t remember anything of it…even when u wake up in the middle of it!! Strange isn’t it!!

But hey, most of the scorpios out there, and ofcourse even the other less mysterious sun-signers, have you ever sensed a deja-vu when some normal incident happens with you? Meaning when something is happening before you, have you ever felt that it has happened before? The smallest of things, the simplest of dialogues?? According to me, we are just reliving our dreams….

Sounds strange? But it is true!! Heard about the sixth sense? It is said that a very few fortunate people have it!! So untrue!! We all have a sixth sense, its just that we don’t know about it, since it resides in our subconscious! And it is a proven fact that our mind itself is the crystal ball that tells us about our future!! We do see future in dreams!! ahh…if only we knew how to interpret them!!!!

Well a lot can be said about dreams…including two of my really funny dreams…..will describe them in the next post ;-)

Life After Death…..

Shekhar Kapoor in the weekly column “I am” in TOI:

 A man went to a sage and asked him, “Is there life after death?”

The sage turned to the man and asked,”Is there life before death???” :-)

Life and Death…..

Now this one is completely original !

If life is like a dream, does death mean waking up from sleep? :-)

My driving!! (not other people mad…am talking about the real stuff here!!hehe)

I love driving!! Though not from the start, I must admit…. I first of all started driving a little later than allowed, at the age of 21, and it was quite a shaky start.

My younger sister had already learned driving, and she was indeed a verry good driver. So adding to it my own lack of confidence, my driving adventure had been quite a matter of discussion(sometimes read as mockery) at home.

First of all, there’s this rule that you cannot answer a driving test before one month of obtaining a learner’s license. And I had got the bright idea of doing a crash course in driving by learning it in 15 days, and I did so(not counting the number of reprimands I got from my instructor though..hehehe).. So I had to cool my heals for 15 days, and then my college started na…when would I get the time to answer a test??(By now readers must’ve already got an idea that I was just looking for excuses :-) ) Basically ever since I had 2 very comically tragic incidents, my confidence with my driving had taken a total beating!

 Incident no 1: This happened before I learnt to drive a car, and when I was trying my hands on a Kawasaki 4S .( Those readers who are wondering why I was attempting a 4S, instead of a simple aut0-geared bike don’t probably know my dad, who thinks that”Scooty..what kinda bike is that!! The real bike is only a geared one…Only that is worth riding!!”) So anyways, after I learnt the preliminaries of bike riding like kick-start, press clutch, slightly pull accelerator, and slowly release clutch; and took a coupla rounds in a time span of 15 days(wow…I am such a fast learner!! lol!), I told my dad to ride pillion with me, so that he could give me some real bike tips….So there we go…

I mounted the bike, kick-started it(hey mind you, I was very good at this :-) , very good, only at this..:-(  ), and pressed the clutch. Somehow, I pulled the accelerator a little too hard, and released the clutch a little too quick….no no…much too quick, with the accelerator still pulled tight!!

Have you ever seen a horse jumping up on his 2 hind legs and kneighing ferociously??

You must be wondering why I suddenly went off at a tangent after moving in the unending circle of my adventures for such a long time…Well my state after this was exactly like the horse, except that the hind legs in that case were replaced by the rear tyre here!!!

A roaring noise, my dad down on the road(well that’s the only part I regret about the whole incident, rest all was still amusing!!), me up in the air along with my bike, except for an arc of the rear tyre, and not for long!! :-|

Then me on the ground, the bike on the ground(thankfully…a much better situation than the bike on me!!), the rearview mirror, the footstep, and the side stand in their respective coffins, and my hands scraped!!

Incident no 2: Immediately after learning driving, I happen to go to my Mama’s place. They know I’ve learnt to drive, so ask me to take the car out…….

While taking out our car from the garage, I forget to release the handbreak!! The car starts moving very slowly inspite of me stomping on the accelerator, which is when I realize my mistake!! Well some people correct their mistakes by making more mistakes, and I did exactly that!! With my foot firmly on the accelerator, I release the handbreak!!

The car speeds out of the garage, right onto the road!!(Needless to say, that gathers a lot of applause for me, with my Mama telling me,”Wow U are driving a jet airplane!!” heehee ).

Now I have to correct my mistake of speeding, so I apply brakes, and the road is uphill!! After coming to  a stop, I change into the 1st gear, and start, only to go backwards!!!!! :-D

“Honk Honk”, “Beep Peep”, “Oye hello!!” , and lots of such certificates come my way from poor unassuming drivers behind me!! I seemingly haven’t learnt how to start the car on half clutch… Overwhelmed by the applause I nervously try again ………………………………………………………………………………

After 10 seconds, I climb out from the driver’s seat, get into the passenger, and my younger sister exchanges places with me and takes the car out of the way, and eventually to our destination, safely!

And all this with my entire Khandaan watching me!! :-( (

From then on,I  avoided driving the car like plague!! I mean come on guys….U can imagine what wonders the incident did to my confidence and my ego!!! :-) )

OK , so then, I did not drive the car or ride the bike for a loooong time….almost a whole year!!

Then I answered my final semester computer engineering examination, and had nothing to do for four full months, thanks to my beloved employers who gave me date of joining so much in far future!! LOL!!

And plus, I was too ashamed of myself!! My younger sister had become an expert driver by then, and poor me elder sister still depended on her or my dad to drop me to places…

So the day I answered my last paper, I re-enrolled myself in a revision session of the driving school. Well SURPRISINGLY, after taking to wheel after such a long time and such a huge fiasco, I was good at it!! Seriously!! Even my instructor, who in my first innings was so irritated with me, and never once said a kind word to me :-( was surprised!! This time round, everything went on smoothly, including the driving test, which had a strict examiner, and strict questions; and yet, I passed with flying colors!!! Yipppee!!!!! I myself didn’t know what got over me, or rather what had gotten over me the last time round!! :-)

So then on, I became my family’s chauffeur! 4 months at home, I didn’t have anything else to do!! Good for me ofcourse!!

Then on, I tried my driving at every opportunity!! I really got addicted to driving!! It gave  me a real high, u know!! (Except when we drove up to Sinhagad…Mann!! i didn’t dare to!! Preffered staying low that time….Let my dad do the honours!! :-) )

My longest continuous driving stints have been from Goa to Kankavli , and Pune to Mumbai!!!(both a little over 200 kms), and have thankfully completed them successfully!! Then ofcourse, driving in Pune city without any untoward incident also adds a feather to my cap!! In fact this was the lone fact that finally convinced my mom that I could drive! LOL!!

Is this too long a blog? hmmm may be! more about this, sometime later!! :-)

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